// JavaScript Document
var months=new Array(13);
months[1]="January";
months[2]="February";
months[3]="March";
months[4]="April";
months[5]="May";
months[6]="June";
months[7]="July";
months[8]="August";
months[9]="September";
months[10]="October";
months[11]="November";
months[12]="December";
var time=new Date();
var lmonth=months[time.getMonth() + 1];
var date=time.getDate();
var year=time.getYear();
if (year < 2000)    // Y2K Fix, Isaac Powell
year = year + 1900; // http://onyx.idbsu.edu/~ipowell

function writeCurrentDate() {
	document.write(lmonth + " ");
	document.write(date + ", " + year);
}

var captions = new Array(10);
captions[0] = "Hello, gorgeous!";
captions[1] = "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care.";
captions[2] = "Read this now.";
captions[3] = "WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?!";
captions[4] = "I already applied to med school. Now I'm bored.";
captions[5] = "I see brown people.";
captions[6] = "Holla at a player.";
captions[7] = "You can't touch this.";
captions[8] = "Two Roots laows you.";
captions[9] = "Thank you, come again.";
<!--
// The Central Randomizer 1.3 (C) 1997 by Paul Houle (houle@msc.cornell.edu)
// See:  http://www.msc.cornell.edu/~houle/javascript/randomizer.html

rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();

function rnd() {
        rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
        return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};

function rand(number) {
        return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};

// end central randomizer. -->
function writeRandomCaption() {
	document.write(captions[rand(9)]);
}

function clearField(fieldName) {
	elem = document.getElementByName(fieldName);
	window.alert('hi');
}